A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best.
Bertrand Russell The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.
-- Thomas Szasz When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
The americans will always do the right thing … afterthey have exhausted all the alternatives
--Robert A. Heinlein Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Groucho Marx (1890-1977) US comedian A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
--George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950) The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
--George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950) Avoid being miserable by not having enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not.
There is nothing permanent except change. -Heraclitus
Nothing is more dangerous than an idea,when it is the only one we have. -Alian Chartier
Natural ability without education has often more raised a man to glory and virtue than education without natural ability -Cicero
He who can ,does.He who cannot teaches. -G.B.shaw
Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know. -Montaigne
Education makes a people easy to lead,but difficult to drive;easy to govern,but difficult to enslave
Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition. (Alexander Smith)
Imagination is more important than knowledge, for knowledge is limited while imagination embraces the entire world. (Einstein)
People who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say little. (Jean Jacques Rousseau)
Love is not blind - It sees more and not less, but because it sees more it is willing to see less. (Will Moss)
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen, nor touched... but are felt in the heart. (Helen Keller)
The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. (William Arthur Ward)
Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance. (Confucious) -Lord Brougham
Life isn't that boring when we start seeing the whims and fancies of this wonderful planet.There are many things that surprise with their presence and here are some facts for you: 1.The human body contains about six thousand miles of blood vessels. 2.If u could save all the time ur eyes bilnk in one life time and use them all at once u would see darkness for 1.2 years. 3.There are more living organisms on the skin of a single human being than there are huan beings on the surface of the earth. 4.The amount of carbon in the human body is enough to fill about 9000 'lead' pencils. 5.Women blink nearly twice as much as men. 6.The sentence 'the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog' uses every letter in the english language. 7.The name of all continents end with the same letter that they start with. 8.TYPEWRITER,is the longest word in the english word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard. 9.China has more English speakers than hte United States. 10.A snail can sleep for 3 years. 11.The longest word in the English language is 1909 letters long and it refers to a distinct part of DNA. 12.Our eyes are always the same size from birth,but our nose and ears never stop growing. 13.No word in english language rhymes with month,orange,silver or purple. 14.The surface area of a human lung is equal to that of a tennis court. 15.If u yelled for 8 years,7 months and 6 days,u would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cups of coffee. 16.The strongest muscle in the body is TONGUE. 17.It's impossible to sneeze with ur eyes open. 18.The human body has less muscles than a caterpillar. 19.An Ostrich's brain is bigger than its brain. 20."Dreamt" is the only english word that ends in the letters "mt". 21.There are only four words in the english language which end in "dous":tremendous,horrendous,stupendous and hazardous. 22.The longest town name in the world has 167 letters. 23.In England,the speaker of hte House is not allowed to speak. 24.A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.FACTS In a Tokyo hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notice.
In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub.
Alongside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
At a Bangkok dry cleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results.
Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own ass?
A Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner: Coolers and Heaters- If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
In a Hong Kong supermarket: For your convenience, we recommend courageous, efficient self-service.
On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.
Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan: Stop: Drive sideways